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Info that you can use For Your Everday Life!!!!
* Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb,
a Little Lamb, with a Side of Mashed Potatoes!
* 56 Million Years ago dinosaurs ruled the world,
5 minutes ago,
I RULED THE GIRLS BATHROOM!!!!
* If you prank phone an ice cream shop, make sure you say:
"Got any Rocky Road?
THEN YOU BETTER GO PAVE IT!"
* Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I wonder how this song became
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry,
when the boys came out to play, GEORGIE PORGIE KSSED
* Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, NO ONE CARED!
* Innie, Minni, Minni, Moe, Catch
a tiger by its toe, if he hollers let him go,
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU!
* If your principal
is driving you crazy, its not smart to pull down his pants and say
I'M THE BOSS NOW!
* :Singing: The wheels on
the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round,
the wheel's on the bus go round and round, AND WE ALL THROW
* It's fun to take a hot bubble bath, its no fun to dance the hot bubble McGee.
* Its rude to
go up to your school librarian and say: "Excuze me, but I am looking for
a book on WHY YOUR SO UGLY!"
* Next time
your sick, take a piece of ham and rub it around your skin, you won't feel any
better but HEY! YOU'LL SMELL LIKE HAM!
* All is fair in love and war, all is smelly in a closet full of baboons!
* Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty
Dumpty had a great fall, AND I LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF,
* This little piggy went to the
market, this little stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little
piggy had none, this little piggy said
STOP TALKING YOU STUPID TOES!
* Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little
laughed to see such harm and the dish exploded!
* If you hang a turkey on top of your christmas tree, and
its the fourth of July, Congradualtions, your
* Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Care
Corn and I Don't Care
Jimmy Cracked my Math Teacher's Back and I still don't care
* The early bird gets the worm...
I don't care, I didn't really want the worm.
* Cheaters never prosper. That is, unless they bought my new book,
"Cheating the Denberg Way." Sold wherever fine books are sold.
* Tell your brother that if he eats a lot of uncooked
popcorn kernals he will explode.
* It's rude to cover a cow with glue and taunt it by saying "Stick Cow, Sticky
Cow, OOOOOOOO! Sticky Cow!"
Miss Susie had a baby,
she named him Tiny Tim,
she put him
in the bathtub
to see if he could swim
he drank up all the water,
he ate up all the soap,
he tried to eat
but it wouldn't go down his throut.
* The moral to this story is don't name you're baby Tiny Tim.
* If your happy and you know it clap your hands (CLAP CLAP) If your not happy and you don't know it, clap your
* When the going gets tough, the tough get going, When left in the sun, Mayonayse grows hair.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, how I wonder how you smell.
* If you throw up in an elevator, don't respond by saying,
"I shouldn't have eaten that pizza pie."
* Mary had a little lamb, I squished it with my foot.
men say he who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.
* If you are drinking applejuice and it feels
warm, odds are that ain't apple juice!
* If you had hard time with your homework it's not smart to say to your teacher,
THIS HOMEWORK IS TOO HARD NOW GIVE ME A BIG WET KISS!
* Oh Macaraina, Macaraina, Oh Macaraina, Macaraina, OH HOW I
HATE THE MACARAINA!!!
* Its rude to prank phone someone and say "Hello, I am Pupmed Up With Gas!"
* If your
on a first date, It's a bad idea to say "So, What's the biggest loogy you've ever hawked up?"
* If you want a good
grade on a test, don't write at the top of the page, dear teacher, I didn't study for this test, p.s.- SCHOOL IS STUPID!
Jack and Jill wen't up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and jill just laughed as jack
layed their uncauntious
*It's good to invent a new soup called Tasty Chicken Barley. It?s bad to invent a new soup
called Brocken Glass Chowder
*You should always brush your teeth 3 times a day. You should never fill your pants with
*If you're afraid your Grandmother might get stolen, stick an alarm up her dress and CHAIN HER TO THE
*Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking a dozen eggs with a sludge hammer is fun.
*It's easy to milk a
cow. It's weird to milk a toothless hippie named Maurice.
*When it rains it pours! When there's a nail in your eye
you go AHHHHH!
*If you see somebody drowning, try throwing a popcorn in their mouth.
*There's 16 ounces in
a pound. There's 38 sheep in my pants.
*If you're name is Steven, and you have a turkey named Stefan, then come Thanksgiving
you'll be Steven-Stefan Stuffing!
*It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to talk with your mouth
full of 80 squirrels.
*A bird in the hand is worth 23 in the bush. A bird in your pants can be very uncomftorable.
*It's not nice to push your friend Billy off the roof and then yell LOOK NEIGHBORS! IT'S RAINING BILLY!
it rains, it pours. When it snows, it's cold.
*If your teacher gives you an F, it's wrong to say;Well what did you
expect moron? I didn't study?
*If your grandmother gives you a pretty new sweather, it's rude to thank her by rapping
the sweather around her face and squeezing till she turns blue.
*You are what you eat. I am 13 tacos and a stick of
*It's rude to walk into a forest and yell out ;HEY YOU TREES ARE A BUNCH OF MORONS AND YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOU
WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT THEN COME OVER HERE AND CATCH ME!
*If you can count to fifteen with one hand, than good
luck finding gloves you fifteen fingered freak.
*When an adult asks you what you want to be when you grow-up, it's
not nice to say Well I want to be a great big loser JUST LIKE YOU!
*Never judge a book by it's cover. Judge it when
it hits your Uncle Benny in the Booday!
*Revenge is sweet. Not as sweet as 10 POUNDS OF SUGAR!
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